DOZENS of blokes have revealed what they really think about when they are having sex – and some of the confessions are pretty hilarious.
From the primal to the embarrassing and some very touching sentiments, this Reddit thread just goes to show that no two people think the same – especially when they’re getting physical beneath the sheets.
‘I feel like an engineer in a control room’
The honest answers were in reply to the question: “What goes through your mind when you are having sex?”
Mustang 80 said: “Very primal and physically related thoughts. I don’t want to f*** a girl and think about algebra.”
While JM Paul’s mind is a whirlwind of emotions: “This feels pretty good after two kids. Man I’m thirsty. I’m gonna go to sleep after this. Sheets are sweaty.”
Kegels worries: “I feel like an engineer in a control room. Am I losing my erection?”
While Live Black Matter joked: “How much is this going to cost me?”
And Bhuddimaan added: “Ok focus. Stop giving blood to my brain, I need it here.”
Inertial Dummy said: “Female here – only way I can explain the feeling is that I feel like my brain is swimming in warm pink clouds.”
Yer A Hairy Wizard tends to panic: “S*** s*** s*** I am so terrible at this.”
Krispy TWW said: “Nothing. I devolve back into a cavemen.”
While Malacide joked: “I can’t believe this is happening!”
Your Smiling brought a whole new meaning to the idea of self-loving, when he said: “I was having sex once and caught myself in the mirror.
“We locked eyes and I never looked away until I was finished.”
Turtle Action admitted: “Sometimes my mind wanders to other girls that I know and have fantasies about. I try to stay in the moment and focus on the girl though.”
Somasora 77 is a man of simple pleasures. He said: “Literally nothing. My brain completely shuts off.”
While Orezavi’s mind screams: “SSSSSEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX!!”