1. I felt it was just like putting your mouth on a toilet seat.
“I justified my lack of willingness to go down on girls because I felt it was just like putting your mouth on a toilet seat. People defecate from that area, and I felt my mouth had no business being down there. My friends convinced me that ultimately I would have to get over my mental thoughts of licking a toilet seat and just do it….Don’t get me wrong—I understand what sweat and other chemicals do, but some girls just have death coming from their coochies in the form of a rancid effluvium.”
2. Ugh, why does this taste like fish?
“Ugh, why does this taste like fish?”
3. The smell coming from her panties made me gag from three feet away.
“Entirely smell dependent. Loved performing oral on my first three girlfriends. They all had perfect smelling undercarriages. Mistakenly assumed all women are peaches and cream down there. Hooked up with a big mess of a girl one night in my mid-twenties, lost boner, and made up excuse to leave immediately after the smell coming from her panties made me gag from three feet away.”
4. It’s like the room became immediately overwhelmed with the stench of decaying fish.
“One girl I dated for a short while had a truly beautiful, exquisite vag. It was similar to a haribo in appearance, shine and texture (plump but not as chewy as an actual haribo though), a vibrant color and perfectly symmetrical as well. No other vag I’ve seen has ever even come close in terms of aesthetics. I absolutely loved going down on that one, but every other girl I’ve been with it’s been a chore at best, and a traumatic experience at worst (one girl was maybe 2 feet away and took off her pants and it’s like the room became immediately overwhelmed with the stench of decaying fish), and this is in large part due to aesthetics.”
5. I’ve been with a enough women to know that the taste of vagina generally grosses me out.
“Some guys don’t like the taste of alcohol, some don’t like sports, I don’t like having my face near vaginas. It’s not you, it’s me. I’ve been with a enough women to know that the taste of vagina generally grosses me out. I hate it. I’m very straight, I love how it feels to have my dick in a vagina and I’m unquestionably attracted to women and especially attracted to you! But the thought of having to put having to put my head back between your legs is enough to go flaccid and make me queasy.”
6. I’m not going to go down a girl that has a messy bush, smells bad, tastes really sour, or generally looks messy.
“Clean shaven well taken care of pussy is great. I’m not going to go down a girl that has a messy bush, smells bad, tastes really sour, or generally looks messy. Not into that, sorry.”
7. It all tastes/smells the same and I don’t like it.
“I don’t like the taste or smell. Plain and simple. I’ve done it with multiple women, and to me it all tastes/smells the same and I don’t like it. It’s kind of sour and just not appealing to me.”
8. It’s generally unpleasant, the smell, the taste…
“I agree, it’s generally unpleasant, the smell, the taste, being a bearded man those things stay with me until I’m able to wash properly as well.”
9. Going down a girl just does nothing for me.
“It’s uncomfortable for me, there’s not a great position for it. It makes my jaw and tongue sore. It doesn’t taste or look great. I like to be able to see my girl’s face when we’re fucking; I like eye contact, that’s difficult with cunnilingus. There are so many things I enjoy more and would rather do, so I usually go for one of them….Going down a girl just does nothing for me, so if there’s an activity we can both enjoy, that’s usually a better option.”
10. For women, the glory hole and the shit hole are so close together that it smells like shit unless she has just taken a shower.
“For women, the glory hole and the shit hole are so close together that almost every time I go down, it smells like shit unless she has just taken a shower. This is the only reason I don’t like to go down.”
11. I really don’t like the smell or taste.
“I don’t go down on women for two reasons. First, I don’t find vaginas really appealing. I like the female body a lot, but the genitalia itself—I find it not attractive. On top of that, I really don’t like the smell or taste. I don’t mind it, but I don’t find it attractive or arousing. I have never understood why some men say they love it. On top of this, I am very afraid of STDs. I never have sexual contact without a condom. Luckily for me I have not had a problem because I have been in a monogamous relationship since 2008, and my girlfriend doesn’t like receiving oral. On that front, I am a lucky guy. I won’t lie. I love blowjobs; they are the best. But if a girl tells me she does not like to give them I accept it, ’cause I do not want to be a hypocrite.”
12. Because it smells, that’s my main reason.
“Because it smells, that’s my main reason. In my mind, I think I can do it, but when I get close to it, I won’t be able to do it anymore.”
13. It is disgusting to do. It bleeds profusely every month. The pee from it never can quite get cleaned properly.
“Fukk I do not like eating my gf’s pussy one bit. The smell of it, the way it looks (I’ve never liked the way pussy looked, even in porn and I have seen thousands of them) and the secretions/the way it tastes. It is disgusting to do. It bleeds profusely every month. The pee from it never can quite get cleaned properly. It’s even closer to the a-hole than a dick would be. It’s an awful open-wound-looking fleshy mound, but my girlfriend shudders, quivers, moans, and can orgasm pretty quickly when I do it. She will sometimes wrap her legs around my head to encourage me to do it more. She loves every time I do it. The only thing is I don’t lose my boner when I do it, since I always have a boner even from simple contact.
Damn it makes me a bit worried when I’m expected to eat my gf’s puss, even though I still do it. Almost like eating something disgusting when you are a kid (like beetroot or prune juice), but being forced by your parents to eat it or not be allowed to play outside with friends.
I love beetroot now and eat every bit. Prune juice is still disgusting.”
14. I just can’t stand the act of sticking my tongue inside there.
“I love the female body in general. Especially the legs and feet. I also love the golden nectar that comes from that magical place between those legs. However, I just can’t stand the act of sticking my tongue inside there or having my nose close enough to smell that ‘aroma’ coming…”
15. Didn’t have heart to tell that her lady parts smell disgusting.
“I like to do that I don’t even need that favor returned. But you really need to keep that vag clean. I once dated this girl who had a really smelly vagina so I lied her that I don’t like oral sex. Didn’t have heart to tell that her lady parts smell disgusting :(”
16. It smells so bad and I get a mouthful of hair.
“I hate it. It smells so bad and I get a mouthful of hair.”
17. The vagina is a nightmare to handle with your mouth.
“Like most humans, I too have a sense of smell and that’s he first drawback. I never liked the smell, regardless of the level of hygiene a girl possessed. Additionally, performing oral sex on a woman also forces you into an awkward position. An uncomfortable one, to be precise. ‘If I don’t have my neck at the right angle I get neck pain,’ someone explains on Reddit. ‘There’s no real comfortable position’.…And if it weren’t already hard enough to have it splattered against your face – with your nose pointing directly to the center of the stench – the vagina is also a nightmare to handle with your mouth. While with your hands you can be more reactive, when your head is squashed between someone’s thighs it is impossible to really control what’s going on and your partner’s reactions – managing to do both at the same time is superhuman.”